Games 42-43, 2016-17
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Hold it high, show it early, you pompous twat |
How do I know that, an hour prior to
kick-off and before even arriving at the ground? It's a boys' U19 game between
two teams close to the top of the table. I've checked the statistics from when they met earlier in the season -
seven yellow cards, two red cards, and two time-penalties (a 5-minute 'sin bin'
sit-out for any player getting a second yellow. In the state where I ref there
are no yellow-reds in youth football).