Sunday 3 December 2017

What to do if a player throws a snowball at a coach

Game 29, 2017-18

Last spring at one of our regular referees' meetings aimed at our ongoing edification, I presented a critique of our online test on the Laws of the Game, where the object seems to be not to test you and make you a better referee, but to catch you out and go, "Ha!" As an example of the multiple stupid questions we are obliged to research and correctly answer once a month, I cited the following puzzler: "During a game on a snow-covered pitch with the ball in play, one of the players throws a snowball at the opposing team's coach. What is the referee's decision?"

White lines - don't do
 it! Bravely, we did.
Why is this such a stupid question? I asked rhetorically. First, there's a long winter break in this country, so you rarely if ever officiate matches in the snow. Second, due to global warming it hardly snows during the winter months any more at all, let alone outside of the winter break. Third, a game on the hypothetically snow-covered pitch would probably be called off anyway. And finally, in the very unlikely event that you ref a game on a snow-covered pitch, what are the odds of a player throwing a snowball at the opposing team's coach?

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2 comments:

  1. As a referee of 25 years, if I could put an applause GIF on this comment, I would. I once drove three hours in order to attend a mandatory recertification meeting only to spend the first hour discussing the proper dimensions of the technical area! None of the referees in that room, except the instructor, were going to have to deal with that for the majority of their careers and yet we wasted valuable time on it. Thank you for this article. I will be sharing.

    Nate Wallace, Vancouver WA USA

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  2. Thanks for the comment, Nate. Much appreciated.

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